1 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:04,260 (Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Margaret, I'm going crazy. 2 00:00:04,420 --> 00:00:06,120 I can't remember what this is. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,760 It's a pen, Linda. 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:12,260 I'm talking about this note on the calendar. 5 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:14,420 I drew a star on today's date, and 6 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:16,140 I can't remember what it's for. 7 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:17,320 Oh, that. 8 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,120 At first, I thought it was to remind 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,040 me to read my horoscope, but I remembered 10 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,160 I don't believe in that hokey stuff since 11 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,700 I discovered numerology. 12 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,780 No, Linda, I put that star there. 13 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,659 It's to remind me that today is my 14 00:00:31,659 --> 00:00:33,600 10-year anniversary of working here. 15 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:35,780 You've been here 10 years? 16 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,000 God, Margaret, you should have drawn a teardrop. 17 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,520 I happen to like working here. 18 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:45,900 Oh, it's a good thing. 19 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,280 Then congratulations. 20 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:48,920 Should we get a cake, or should we 21 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:49,840 all just leave early? 22 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,240 Dr. Beckett doesn't like celebrations, and I'd rather 23 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,740 you not even bring it up in front 24 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:55,000 of him. 25 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:56,560 I'm not gonna have to. 26 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,020 No one can be insensitive enough to forget 27 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:00,260 something like this. 28 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:02,600 Morning, John. 29 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,080 Gee, hardly said anything. 30 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:09,960 That's kind of a gift, isn't it? 31 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,000 Oh, Margaret, I almost forgot. 32 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,360 Uh, I finished those Medicare forms last night. 33 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:17,440 Come on back and get them with you. 34 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,380 Medicare forms? 35 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,880 What a crappy cover-up. 36 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,700 I bet that's just a trick to get 37 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,060 you to go back there so he can 38 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,220 surprise you with a gift. 39 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,540 What do you think it is? 40 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,660 Medicare forms. 41 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:31,060 Nothing special is happening today. 42 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,880 Well, he has to do something. 43 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,540 I'm gonna go talk to him. 44 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:34,940 No. 45 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,440 If I've learned one thing in 10 years, 46 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,740 it's that John Becker is not a gift 47 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:40,120 -giver. 48 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:41,700 Let it go. 49 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:45,220 Fine, but I find it insulting that after 50 00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:46,900 all these years, he couldn't give you so 51 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,220 much as a lousy pen. 52 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:49,440 Here. 53 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:50,920 Happy anniversary. 54 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,000 Thank you. 55 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:53,560 You're welcome. 56 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,080 Besides, it's no big deal. 57 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,920 I mean, he didn't exactly throw a party 58 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,720 when I started. 59 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,720 There's no reason for me to expect one 60 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,140 now. 61 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,520 Look, you idiot, I'm not gonna stay on 62 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,180 hold forever. 63 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,640 I'm a very busy man. 64 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,560 There's absolutely no way I'm gonna spend... 65 00:02:09,419 --> 00:02:10,380 Yes, I'll hold. 66 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,980 You scared the hell out of me. 67 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,040 Oh, I'm sorry. 68 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,620 I'm here about the ad for the nurse's 69 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:21,940 job. 70 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,220 What? 71 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,780 Oh, the ad. 72 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,680 Yeah, there is no job. 73 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:28,400 Oh, I don't believe it. 74 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,160 It took me two hours to get here 75 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,160 all for nothing. 76 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,460 Yeah, well, life is a series of disappointments, 77 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,020 and even one really big one. 78 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:40,060 Look, I have been pounding the pavement all 79 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:40,400 morning. 80 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,620 My feet are killing me. 81 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,380 You mind if I just rest for a 82 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:43,540 minute? 83 00:02:43,660 --> 00:02:45,220 Actually, I'm really... 84 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:46,760 Help yourself. 85 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,680 Yes, I'm still here. 86 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,860 Is this what you do, get on the 87 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,340 line every five minutes just to make sure 88 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,360 I'm still on hold? 89 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:55,980 Yes, I'll hold. 90 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,740 Are you always this angry? 91 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:00,580 What? 92 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,660 I'm not angry. 93 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:02,900 I'm just pissed off. 94 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,180 So, um, is she experienced? 95 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:07,760 Who? 96 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,060 The nurse you hired. 97 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:10,780 Yeah, I didn't hire a nurse. 98 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:11,820 You weren't listening. 99 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,720 There is no job, all right? 100 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,060 Would you like a drink? 101 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,260 No, I can't. 102 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:25,660 Alcoholic? 103 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,600 No. 104 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:28,780 Job hunting. 105 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,460 Oh, when I was unemployed, all I wanted 106 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,500 to do was drink. 107 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,540 Hey, finally, yes. 108 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,920 Look, this is John Becker over on Caden 109 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,380 Avenue. 110 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,320 Yeah, right, yeah. 111 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:42,880 You know the Rhodes Scholars who moved me 112 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,940 in here the other day? 113 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,860 Well, have them drag their knuckles back over 114 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,120 here. 115 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:47,880 I'm moving out. 116 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,860 Yes, first thing in the morning. 117 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,320 Thank you. 118 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,200 I have a question. 119 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,840 If you just got here, why are you 120 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:56,140 leaving? 121 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,200 You know, I got a better question. 122 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,200 There is no job. 123 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,400 Why aren't you leaving? 124 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,240 Have you seen my cup? 125 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:02,860 It's a little... 126 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,920 What am I asking you for? 127 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:08,140 Uh... 128 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,980 Are you just gonna sit here? 129 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,780 If it's okay with you. 130 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:14,760 Oh. 131 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,660 Thank you. 132 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:38,470 Okay, so you came here looking for a 133 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:38,850 job. 134 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:39,950 He's drinking. 135 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,910 Your feet are killing you because of the 136 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:42,650 ugly shoes. 137 00:04:42,930 --> 00:04:44,510 I never told you my shoes were ugly. 138 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,070 Oh, I just assumed. 139 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,690 Anyway, there I was sitting in his office 140 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:56,210 feeling foolish, wondering why I didn't just get 141 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:56,970 up and leave. 142 00:04:56,970 --> 00:05:04,610 PHONE RINGS Excuse me, the phone's ringing. 143 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:09,430 Are you gonna get that? 144 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:16,660 Doctor's office. 145 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:17,780 I think. 146 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:21,900 Uh, yes, he's around here somewhere, but... 147 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,100 Excuse me? 148 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,460 No, no, no, no, no. 149 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:28,920 Maybe you should tell him. 150 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,180 Okay, I'll tell him. 151 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:35,820 Uh, excuse me. 152 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,060 You just got a message from... 153 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:38,940 I'm not even open. 154 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,960 I don't need anyone to answer the phone. 155 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,160 Yes, I know, but you're just... 156 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,440 What's so hard to understand here? 157 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:46,240 I thought I wanted a nurse. 158 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,560 I put an ad in the paper, and 159 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,380 then I changed my mind, all right? 160 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,580 Look, I'm just trying to tell you that... 161 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:54,920 Hey, you know, what are you doing? 162 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:55,880 Writing a book? 163 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:59,320 Look, I was living in Boston, working in 164 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,040 research, but it just wasn't doing it for 165 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,420 me, and plus I had a little trouble 166 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,520 with my marriage, so I thought by coming 167 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,660 down here and taking over this practice it 168 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:08,900 might give me a fresh start. 169 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,660 Then I realized I made a huge mistake. 170 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,040 Now, if it's all right with you, I'm 171 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,520 gonna go back up to Boston and try 172 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,580 to save my marriage. 173 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:17,200 Yeah, but that's kind of what I'm trying 174 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:17,880 to tell you. 175 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,260 Your wife called. 176 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:21,900 Sandra called? 177 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,200 Yes. 178 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,380 She said, don't come back. 179 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:32,520 She wants a divorce. 180 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:37,910 Oh. 181 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:45,580 Say when. 182 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,500 Hey, Jake. 183 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:55,860 Hmm? 184 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,520 I was cleaning out the kitchen, I found 185 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,240 all this stuff. 186 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,520 I figure it's Reggie's. 187 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,640 You think she bought it? 188 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:01,940 Depends, what is it? 189 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:04,060 Well, there's a food dehydrator. 190 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,280 Oh, right, the jerky bar. 191 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,220 What? 192 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,300 Yeah, she was gonna add a selection of 193 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,540 dried meats to the menu. 194 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:12,700 Nobody else had it. 195 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,680 So what happened? 196 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:14,940 Nobody else wanted it. 197 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:18,580 There are also some of her books. 198 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,160 Let's see, Looking for Mr. Right, Who Needs 199 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,480 Mr. Right, Alone Doesn't Mean Lonely. 200 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,140 God, Reggie was pathetic. 201 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,000 Let me see Alone Doesn't Mean Lonely. 202 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,680 So what else did you find, huh? 203 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:41,440 Uh, ski boot, Huey Lewis cassette, a little 204 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,500 electric keyboard. 205 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,720 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 206 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,280 A small one? 207 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,160 About this big? 208 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:45,580 Yeah. 209 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:46,940 That's my keyboard. 210 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,820 Reggie said it was stolen. 211 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:49,380 You know what? 212 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,940 She must have found it and forgot to 213 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:51,480 tell me about it. 214 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,200 Here, let me have it. 215 00:07:55,620 --> 00:08:04,240 I left a song for my cell phone. 216 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:05,080 Ring number four. 217 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,520 It's Beethoven. 218 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,420 No, Motorola. 219 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,520 Jake, you're very good. 220 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:15,260 I'm impressed. 221 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:16,400 Actually, I was just faking it. 222 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:17,600 It's already programmed in. 223 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:20,220 Just like the rest of these cool sound 224 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:20,460 effects. 225 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:20,940 Check it out. 226 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,080 That's really cool. 227 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:29,300 I better go put this stuff away. 228 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,740 Boy, that brings back memories. 229 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:38,940 Sophomore year, couldn't get a student loan. 230 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,080 Ah, never mind. 231 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,880 There you are. 232 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,420 Franklin, what are you doing here? 233 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,420 I mean, you're my favorite tenant. 234 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:52,580 I was just about to, uh... 235 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:54,160 Get off your ass and fix my sink? 236 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,880 I've been after you for six weeks. 237 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,000 The drain is clogged. 238 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,460 I'm washing dishes in my bathtub. 239 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,980 Well, I for one applaud your ingenuity. 240 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,600 I'm getting a little pissed off here. 241 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,760 You're pissed off? 242 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,600 I'm furious. 243 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,100 I've been working like hell to get that 244 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:07,760 part you need. 245 00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:08,360 Tell him, Jake. 246 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,580 Oh, he's working it all right. 247 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:12,400 I just want it done. 248 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:12,740 Wait, wait, wait. 249 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:13,900 You want it done? 250 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,460 I want it done. 251 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,920 But those jerks down at the sink part 252 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,020 store keep telling me your sink part is 253 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,320 coming in, but it never does. 254 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,380 I don't care what you have to do. 255 00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:27,560 Fix my sink, or the next thing it'll 256 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,280 be stuffed with is you. 257 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:41,530 I love this thing. 258 00:09:43,110 --> 00:09:44,470 Damn, how did this happen? 259 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:46,630 The diner's my hideout from those pain-in 260 00:09:46,630 --> 00:09:47,130 -the-ass tenants. 261 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,150 Somebody in the building must have told them 262 00:09:49,150 --> 00:09:49,850 I hang out here. 263 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:50,250 But who? 264 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:50,810 Me. 265 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:51,090 You? 266 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:51,630 Yeah. 267 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:54,070 The little guy's got no water, so I'm 268 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:54,530 in the lobby. 269 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:55,950 He told me he called you, knocked on 270 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,030 your door, paged you. 271 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,090 Of course he paged me. 272 00:09:58,130 --> 00:09:59,150 They all page me. 273 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:00,070 Well, did you answer him? 274 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,030 I don't have a pager. 275 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:03,930 That's my system. 276 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,150 I'm the invisible man. 277 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,950 When the tenants can't find me, it buys 278 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:08,510 me time so they fix it themselves or 279 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:09,310 forget about it. 280 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:09,970 Or die. 281 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:11,370 An incredible option, but yes. 282 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:13,610 Here's a thought. 283 00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:14,890 Why don't you do the job you were 284 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:16,370 hired to do and fix his sink? 285 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,030 Here's a thought. 286 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:17,890 I don't know how. 287 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,430 Bob, it's not that tough. 288 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:24,210 You get a pipe wrench, loosen the coupling, 289 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,910 snake out the trap, and then replace the 290 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:26,530 rubber gasket. 291 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,010 You have no idea how hot that sounds. 292 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:31,590 Bob. 293 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,030 No, no, suddenly I'm getting an image of 294 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,930 you with the tool belt under Franklin's sink 295 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:35,230 and... 296 00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,330 Bob, I'm not doing your job yet. 297 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:38,010 Fine, fine. 298 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:39,090 I'll do it myself. 299 00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:41,150 Now that the tenants know where to find 300 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,390 me, I guess I don't have much choice. 301 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:43,910 Damn it. 302 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:44,690 I had it so good. 303 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:46,230 They find out and I don't know what 304 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:46,790 the hell I'm doing. 305 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:47,930 I can lose the best job I've never 306 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:48,250 done. 307 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,440 Margaret, I can't believe he's not doing anything. 308 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,500 This is your ten-year anniversary. 309 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,320 God only knows how often that happens. 310 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,080 So I go to park the car, right, 311 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,840 and the damn meter eats my quarter. 312 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,100 I try to call the city to report 313 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,940 it and I can't find a pay phone. 314 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,620 So I go back to move my car. 315 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,540 I got a $55 ticket for an expired 316 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:26,020 meter. 317 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,460 Why didn't you just use your cell phone? 318 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,880 Because it's not a weekend and I don't 319 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,580 have any free Tuesday minutes. 320 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,860 Dr. Becker, do you know what today is? 321 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,480 Yeah, the day I was dreading yesterday. 322 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:42,400 Blender. 323 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:44,860 Any messages? 324 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:48,640 Uh, no, you don't, but I do. 325 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,740 My friend Annie called to apologize for an 326 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:52,700 argument we had. 327 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:56,180 Her message said, Annie, very sorry. 328 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,280 So? 329 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,120 I was just glad she apologized. 330 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,140 You might say that I was happy, Annie, 331 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:04,820 very sorry. 332 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:06,060 Linda! 333 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,420 What the hell is she talking about? 334 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,620 I have no idea. 335 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,780 Think about it. 336 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,040 Annie, very... 337 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,040 Yeah, you know what, Linda? 338 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:17,380 For every hundred lives a doctor saves, he 339 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,500 gets to take one. 340 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,180 I have 99 saves. 341 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,220 What is wrong with you? 342 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,140 I asked you to just leave it alone. 343 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,480 I can't. 344 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,500 It's not right. 345 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,240 I mean, if he's not going to buy 346 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,680 you a gift or take you to lunch, 347 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:36,420 the least he could do is say, Happy 348 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,560 Annie, very sorry. 349 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,000 I can't believe you're still here. 350 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,160 I can't believe you're still here. 351 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,920 There is no job. 352 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,160 Why don't you just go? 353 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,700 You went to Harvard? 354 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,100 Wow, that's a great school. 355 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,300 Yes, it is. 356 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,280 In fact, that's where I met my wife, 357 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,480 who just told me she's leaving me for 358 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,200 the guy who details her car. 359 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,200 So much for education. 360 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,040 Look, drinking that entire bottle of scotch is 361 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,200 not going to solve your problems. 362 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,160 I know that. 363 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,040 That's why I have another bottle in my 364 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:13,480 office. 365 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,620 Now, why don't you just take your coat 366 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,040 and your paper and your feisty little can 367 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,020 -do attitude and just go? 368 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,540 Since I'm not going to see you again, 369 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,400 let me tell you something else. 370 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,180 Those shoes are not the least bit flattering. 371 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,080 So he threw you out of the office? 372 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,280 Yes, he did. 373 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,220 Well, where'd you wind up working? 374 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,700 Oh, right. 375 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,960 Sorry, I got caught up in the story. 376 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,540 So what happened? 377 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,560 He ran out, caught you, and begged you 378 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,320 to come back? 379 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,760 Sort of. 380 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,940 Oh, God. 381 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:09,600 What? 382 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,980 I thought about it and I decided I'm 383 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,420 hired. 384 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,240 You can't just hire yourself. 385 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,500 Well, nobody else around here has sense enough 386 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,020 to do it. 387 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,640 Look, I'm a nurse. 388 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,980 And I need a job. 389 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,320 You're a doctor and you need to be 390 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,280 doing something to take your mind off the 391 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,980 fact that you are about to go through 392 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:30,120 a painful and messy divorce. 393 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,620 And you think you're the answer to my 394 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,000 problem? 395 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,800 That's the way I see it. 396 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:35,540 Wrong. 397 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,680 This is. 398 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,700 Look, I'm going to go drink. 399 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,440 If you're here in a little while, maybe 400 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,980 I'll chase you around the desk. 401 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,660 You better hope you don't catch me. 402 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,820 No, wait. 403 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:50,300 Wait. 404 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,020 You're a doctor. 405 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,720 You have a God-given talent to heal 406 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,160 people. 407 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,020 And it would be a sin to waste 408 00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:58,300 it. 409 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:10,030 Hey, Chris. 410 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:11,510 I wanted to say thanks. 411 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,250 I took your advice and I went up 412 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,930 to Franklin's apartment and fixed his shank. 413 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:16,550 At first, I didn't know what I was 414 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,530 doing, but, you know, I took my time 415 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:19,390 and I figured it out. 416 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,410 Thanks, Jay. 417 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:26,950 I'm proud of you, Mom. 418 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:27,790 Yeah, me too. 419 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,430 Suddenly, I got like this warm feeling, like 420 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,090 joy or confidence. 421 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,510 Almost as if I have a right to 422 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:33,990 be alive. 423 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,170 There you are. 424 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:38,290 Hey, Franklin. 425 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,290 You didn't need to come all the way 426 00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:40,410 over here just to thank me. 427 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:41,110 Thank you? 428 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,550 My bathroom and bedroom are completely flooded. 429 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,130 What? 430 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,350 Yeah, the pipe you fixed exploded. 431 00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,670 You have no idea how angry I am. 432 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,490 You're angry? 433 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:50,410 I'm furious. 434 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,310 Hey, don't start that crap with me again. 435 00:15:53,850 --> 00:15:55,230 The water got into my closet. 436 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,370 Everything is ruined. 437 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,770 Jay, give it a rest, all right? 438 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:03,670 Yeah, really, enough. 439 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,430 What are you going to do about it, 440 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:05,690 Bob? 441 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,150 All right. 442 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,130 I'm not going to make any excuses. 443 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,350 I'm going to be completely upfront with you. 444 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,170 This is her fault. 445 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,270 How is this my fault? 446 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:15,890 Just take the hit. 447 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:16,650 I'll make it up to you later. 448 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,250 My apartment has three inches of water. 449 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,290 There's rice growing in my living room. 450 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:24,210 Jake! 451 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,670 All right, look, Franklin, you win. 452 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,170 I'll do my job. 453 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,090 I'll mop up the water. 454 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,990 But all my stuff is ruined. 455 00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,290 Well, make a list of everything that got 456 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,630 damaged and I'll get the building to pay 457 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:36,030 for it. 458 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,970 And don't forget your wife's stuff, too. 459 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,790 I noticed all those fancy dresses and high 460 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,050 heels in your closet when I was up 461 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:41,190 there. 462 00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,910 Hey, I didn't know you were married. 463 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:49,740 Wait a minute. 464 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,020 That's right. 465 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:52,940 You're not married. 466 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,580 Whose clothes are those? 467 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,320 I... 468 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:00,580 Uh... 469 00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:02,700 Well, they're not mine. 470 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,060 Besides, what are you doing snooping in my 471 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:08,460 closet? 472 00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:10,359 I don't think that's the most interesting question 473 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,220 on the table, do you? 474 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,180 You know what? 475 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,819 Let's just forget the whole thing. 476 00:17:25,619 --> 00:17:26,099 Hmm. 477 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,360 Franklin wears women's clothes and now I don't 478 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,300 have to fix his sink. 479 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,040 Come to think of it, I know lots 480 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,380 of stuff about people in that building. 481 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,260 Who's stealing cable, who's sleeping with who, who's 482 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,680 going dope on their fire escape. 483 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,440 I'll never have to do an honest day's 484 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,540 work for the rest of my life. 485 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,240 So what are you going to do, Bob? 486 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:45,500 Blackmail your tenants? 487 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,620 What about pride? 488 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,000 What about that feeling that you have the 489 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,860 right to be alive? 490 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,760 Screw pride. 491 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:50,700 This is power. 492 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,080 And don't you ask me to fix anything 493 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,180 or I might tell people what I know 494 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:55,620 about you. 495 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,080 Oh, you don't know anything about me. 496 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:57,560 Are you sure? 497 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,220 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 498 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,480 That's all I had left. 499 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,280 What was that for? 500 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,200 Because you're so pathetic. 501 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,500 You're standing here alone in your coat and 502 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,400 those shoes. 503 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,300 Ready to walk out of here only to 504 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,560 turn around and come back in tomorrow beginning 505 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,600 another ten years working for the most ungrateful 506 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,720 man in the world. 507 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,060 Well, good night. 508 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,440 Happy anniversary. 509 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,480 What the hell did you do? 510 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,040 I didn't ask you to do this. 511 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,420 Well, I had to get the office ready 512 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,120 for business. 513 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,460 I set up the filing system. 514 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,540 I put a few chairs over there. 515 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:06,380 I even put a sign out front. 516 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,700 Yeah, I don't care if you put in 517 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,660 a steam room and a gift shop. 518 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,160 We're not open for business. 519 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:14,160 And I figure we'll open around 9. 520 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,640 I'll get here around 8.30, make a 521 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,560 fresh pot of coffee. 522 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,340 Which, given the way you drink, I figure 523 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,220 you might need. 524 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,120 What I need is for you to leave 525 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,520 so I can go back to my what 526 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,480 was it you called it? 527 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:25,780 Oh, yeah. 528 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:28,980 My sorry-ass broken marriage cliche of a 529 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:29,320 life. 530 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,000 I didn't say all that. 531 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,420 You were thinking it. 532 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,680 Can you help me? 533 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:36,980 Oh, great. 534 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,200 You didn't lock the door. 535 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:39,700 Are you okay? 536 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,040 I cut my head, pick up my new 537 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:42,380 stitches. 538 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,260 What happened? 539 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,760 I went outside to take a bike ride, 540 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,820 but I forgot my helmet. 541 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,440 So I yelled up to my roommate on 542 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,820 the third floor to throw it down. 543 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,100 He didn't. 544 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,940 Well, it hit me right in the head. 545 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,720 My helmet hurt my head. 546 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,560 That's pretty ironic, huh? 547 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,440 What are you, a moron? 548 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,700 Haven't you heard of gravity? 549 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,200 Why don't you just have them drop a 550 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,320 brick on your head? 551 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,680 This is a doctor's office, right? 552 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,200 I don't know. 553 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,300 Is this a doctor's office? 554 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,480 All right, fine. 555 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,680 I'll take care of him. 556 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:18,820 Should he be drinking? 557 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,620 Just going back to... 558 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,980 right around the... 559 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:26,220 Uh, first room, around the corner, exam room 560 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:26,640 one. 561 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,960 Exam room one? 562 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,320 It was the first room. 563 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,020 I took a shot. 564 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:34,320 Can you talk to all your patients like 565 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:34,700 that? 566 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,100 I've been in research. 567 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,360 I haven't had any patients. 568 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,240 Just rats. 569 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,500 Well, in the future, leave customer relations to 570 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,040 me, and I'll leave the doctory for you. 571 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,540 Yeah, look, there is no future. 572 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,800 I'm treating this one guy, and that's it. 573 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:47,980 And... 574 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,240 the diploma goes in my office, not the 575 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:51,900 waiting room. 576 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,600 By the way, it's Margaret. 577 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:56,420 Huh? 578 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,780 My name. 579 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,280 It's Margaret. 580 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:00,940 Whatever. 581 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,760 Margaret, come in here. 582 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,220 Oh, God, every day the same thing. 583 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,220 Wait till I'm almost out of the door. 584 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:25,820 What is it? 585 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,620 I was just about to leave. 586 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,000 Oh, I'm done with these. 587 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,460 You need to refile them. 588 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:31,300 Fine. 589 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,960 Oh, one more thing before you go. 590 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,120 Oh. 591 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,800 You thought I forgot, didn't you? 592 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,620 I'd have put money on it. 593 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:47,960 Sit down. 594 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:48,600 Mm-hmm. 595 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:56,540 Look, I know most people would make a 596 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:59,220 big thing out of this, but that's not 597 00:21:59,220 --> 00:21:59,600 me. 598 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:01,520 It's just another day. 599 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,320 I know. 600 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,260 I don't like speeches or toasts. 601 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:05,740 I know. 602 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,200 Or special occasions. 603 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:07,840 I know. 604 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,920 All right, all right. 605 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,580 If you insist, fine. 606 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:18,420 Look, you know I couldn't have done this 607 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,220 without you. 608 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:24,460 And, well, I know it, too. 609 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,160 Thank you, Margaret. 610 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,540 Thank you, John. 611 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:30,980 Yeah. 612 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,660 Oh, no doubt. 613 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,700 Well, I'll never forget that first day. 614 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,540 I'm so glad I talked you into working 615 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:46,880 here. 616 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,800 Ten years, right? 617 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,780 It's the longest relationship I've ever had with 618 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:54,300 any woman. 619 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,880 It probably helped that I got to go 620 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,680 home every day. 621 00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,060 Yeah. 622 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:01,660 Probably. 623 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,520 I suppose you're gonna want me to give 624 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,540 you a raise. 625 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:08,300 Oh, no, that won't be necessary. 626 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:08,860 Really? 627 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,480 I gave myself one. 628 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,140 How much? 629 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:18,200 Well, more than you would give me, but 630 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,460 less than I deserve. 631 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,240 No, really.